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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:14:41 No.1
なぜキリトは直葉を選ばないのか
Why didn't Kirito hit this?

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)03:34:32 No.221241822
>>1
妹ですし
It is his sister.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:54:30 No.221212759
>>1
臭いを想像しろ
Imagine the smell

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)15:39:44 No.221215858
>>1
God
下乳くっそ好き

I f*cking love underboob

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)07:15:18 No.221252390
>>1
この絵師すき
I love this artist

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:18:42 No.221211563
>>1
直葉のクンフーが強すぎたんだ
Her kung fu was too powerful.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:11:32 No.221226795
>>1
キリトはバカ野郎だから
Because he is an autistic dumbass.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:26:35 No.221211811
>>1
最初にALO編で直葉のトラップに引っかかってたらチャンスあったのに...
If he was trapped with her in alo from the start she would had a chance.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)14:01:41 No.221213020
>>1
簡単に言えばすでに彼女がいたから。SAOは当初、単一作品だったったからヒロインはアスナだけだった、他は全部後付け
(ラノベレーベルの)応募作品だったら、直葉にもチャンスがあったかもしれないけどね。金髪巨乳のエルフとしてプレイする直葉は個人的には10/10
Because, simply put, he already had a girlfriend. Remember that SAO was initially a one-and-done, so literally the only girl who features was Asuna. Everyone else is an afterthought.
if it was a competition, she might have had a better chance. A girl who plays as a busty blonde elf is 10/10 in my book.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)14:10:18 No.221213292
>>1
誰か直葉がキリトを勝ち取る良い二次創作知らない?
Did anyone knows good fanfics of suguha winning Kirito.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)14:19:43 No.221213560
>>1
既にアスナが直葉とやるのに忙しいから
Asuna's too busy hitting it.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)15:11:43 No.221215115
>>221213560
ファッ!?
wtf

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)15:34:15 No.221215728
>>221213560
ソースお願いします
source pls

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)18:44:47 No.221221034
>>221213560
/a/で100回くらいこれ見たことあるけど、未だにソースを知らない
I have seen this in /a like a hundred times but still can't find the sauce

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)21:57:45 No.221226408
>>221221034
Sunny Side up.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)15:40:33 No.221215874
>>1
俺が読んだ同人ではキリトは直葉とやってたぞ
In the doujins I read, he did

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)15:10:57 No.221215085
>>1
キリトは嫁に操を立ててるから
he's loyal to his wife
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:05:00 No.221231121
>>221215085
キリトの選択は正しい
He made the right choice.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)10:46:24 No.221261307
>>221231121
直葉を台無しにしやがって
They ruined her.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)02:28:53 No.221238521
>>221231121
あいつら俺の直葉(の胸)を切り刻みやがった
They mutilated my girl.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)02:27:57 No.221238475
>>221231121
大草原
乳トレードされてるじゃん
Lmao they traded boobs

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)02:36:30 No.221238910
>>221238475
>>221238521
同人誌が正史になったとき
When doujinshi becomes cannon.
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「アスナを特乳にしちゃいました」

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)09:30:48 No.221257965
>>221231121
キリトとアスナは日本の存続と子供の未来のために人口を再び増やす必要があるからな
Kiritimati and Asuna need to repopulate Japan to secure the existence of Nips and a future for Nip children, for the beauty of the Nip woman must not perish from the earth

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:19:22 No.221211589
>>1
キリトに近親相姦の趣味はないから。お前らにも姉や妹がいたら分かるだろ
Because he isn't into incest, if you had siblings you'd understand.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:27:57 No.221211865
>>221211589
直葉は従妹だぞ
she's his cousin

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:39:34 No.221212219
>>221212178
従妹だろうが近親相姦には変わらねえだろ馬鹿野郎
F*cking your cousin is still incest you f*ck.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)08:35:48 No.221255848
>>221211589
2人従妹いるけど、おれはどっちともファ●クしたぞ。お前は何も分かってない
I have 2 cousins, I f*cked both of them
You know nothing.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)15:13:56 No.221215168
>>221212219
お前が神を信じていようが進化論を信じていようが、人類はみな共通の祖先を持ってるんだ、俺たちみんな親戚なんだよアノン
Whether you believe in god or in evolution, we all have a common ancestor. We’re all related, anon.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:38:23 No.221212178
>>221211589
この2人はいとこだし日本では合法だ。それに避妊具を使えば何の問題にもならんだろ
They are first cousins and it is legal in Japan. Plus, if he used protection, it would not he an issue.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)13:42:51 No.221212360
>>221212178
>プトレマイオス7世
素晴らしき親子丼chad(漢)
>Ptolemy VII
based oyakodonchad
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:31:37 No.221227386
>>221212360
HORY SHIT!

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)15:39:02 No.221215840
>>221212178
なぜ近親相姦によって最高の王様が生まれてしまうのか
Why does incest produce the best kings?
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:11:32 No.221226795
>>221212178
くそエ口
自分の姉妹も、従妹も、半分血の繋がった妹も姪まで妊娠させるのを想像してみろよ

Hot as f*ck
Imagine impregnating both your sisters, your cousins, your half-blood sister and even your nieces

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:42:46 No.221227747
>>221226795
クレオパトラ4世になって元夫の息子と結婚するのを想像してみろよ
Imagine being Cleopatra IV and marrying the son of your former husband.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:49:50 No.221227981
>>221226795
ラムセス2世になって自分の娘と結婚するのを想像してみろよ
Imagine being Ramesses II and marrying your own daughters.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)11:47:29 No.221264038
>>221227981
ツタンカーメンは10歳の時に16歳の異母姉と結婚したんだよなあ
King Tut married his half sister when he was 10 and she was 16.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)23:38:41 No.221229788
>>221215840
>ラオディケ4世
>ガチで3人の兄弟とファ●クして妊娠する

なんつービッチだよ
>Laodice IV
>literally f*cked and impregnated by all three of her brothers
What a f*cking whore.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)23:41:30 No.221229906
>>221229788

まさに中古
Kek the definition of used goods

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:40:50 No.221232846
>>221232037
1619624450112 (1)

※スクールデイズ等の家系図


蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)16:07:22 No.221216492
>>1
ナイス下乳
Nice underboob.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)17:48:23 No.221219320
>>1
キリトはアスナとやるので忙しいから
He was too busy glopping Asuna.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)17:53:52 No.221219500
>>1
ドルフィンショーツが俺の死因になりそう
Dolphin shorts are going to be my cause of death.
(※ドルフィンショーツ)
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)18:47:48 No.221221121
>>1
スグルートなんてどうやったら入れるんだ?
作中に登場するの遅すぎるしその時にはすでにアスナと出来てる
How a Sugu route would even work?.
She appear too late in story and Kirito already had Asuna.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)02:10:02 No.221237505
>>1
ゲーム版をやれ
Play the games.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)18:47:54 No.221221124
>>1
キリトはいつかハーレムにレ●プされそう
Kirito will be r●ped by his harem someday

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)19:12:03 No.221221777
買ってしまいそうだ...
So close to buying.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:17:49 No.221226957
>>1
キリトが昏睡してる数年の間に直葉が何回か跨ってると思いたい。あとナースも 
I like to think she had a few rides while he was unconscious for all those years. Also the nurse.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:18:39 No.221226986
>>1
god
直葉の乳を虐めたい

I want to tittyabuse Suguha

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)22:39:50 No.221227664
>>1
パ●ズリが唯一許される近親相姦
Paizuri is the only acceptable incest

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/
04/28/21(Wed)23:08:31 No.221228624
>>1
何故ならアスナが最高だから
because asuna is top tier

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)23:11:47 No.221228738
Nom nom nom

nom nomとは:
om nom nom(食べ物を味わっているときの音)の別表記

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)23:12:25 No.221228759
>>1
なんでキリトがそんなことするんだ?アスナの方が絶対工ッチじゃん
Why would he? Asuna is infinitely hotter.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:46:10 No.221233099
>>221228759
えっ
Yikes

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)23:44:52 No.221230044
>>1
>なんでキリトは直葉を選ばないのか
ホモ野郎によって生み出されたホモ主人公だから
>Why didn't Kirito hit this?
FAG MC created by a FAG

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)23:47:43 No.221230196
>>1
キリトがゲイだから
Because he's gay.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/28/21(Wed)23:48:32 No.221230240
>>1
SAOファンにお勧めの直葉の二次創作ない?
Any good sugu fanfics than Sao fans want to recomend?.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:06:20 No.221231193
>>221230240
俺も知りたい
もしかしたら同人なら欲望を満たしてくれるかもしれない
I too would love to know, anon
Perhaps the doujins can satisfy your desire?

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:02:46 No.221230993
>>1
ミステリーだ
it's a mystery
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:03:49 No.221231051

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:06:41 No.221231210
>>1
キリトがSAOの渦中で昏睡状態にあった間に病院で直葉がファ●クしてたのが正史だぞ
It is canon that while Kirito was in comatose during SAO, she f*cked him in the hospital.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)01:25:31 No.221235078
>>221231210
2021-04-29_15h00_12

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:58:26 No.221233668
>>221231210
2021-04-29_15h00_03

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)06:40:25 No.221250705
>>221233668
>>221235078
Thank you

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)00:26:16 No.221232138
>>1
>ウェブ小説版アスナとスグは胸のサイズ同じ
>アスナを小さく、スグを大きくした

なんで?
>WN Asuna and Sugu have the same size
>they changed it so Asuna is smaller and Sugu is bigger
Why?
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【壺メモ】
確かラノベになるときに編集の三木一馬氏からの指示があったんですね

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)01:38:49 No.221235769
礫の絵すき
I like Reki's art desu
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)01:25:27 No.221235074
>>1
>クソ工口
>巨乳
>自分に好意を持っている
>従妹なのでセ●クスがさらに燃える

キリトは最悪のホモ野郎だ
>Hot as f*ck
>Big tiddies
>Loves you
>Your cousin which makes sex even better
Kirito is a fag of the highest caliber

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)02:23:22 No.221238214
直葉の直葉
Suguha's Suguhas
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)02:27:07 No.221238432
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)02:57:28 No.221239991
なぜSAOの同人は90%がNTRモノなのか
why are 90 percent of SAO doujins NTR

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)06:26:23 No.221250007
>>221239991
バニラ(正統派いちゃらぶもの)が少ないのほんと嫌い
I hate how little vanilla stuff there is.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)03:21:27 No.221241224
>>221239991
お前はアスナをファ●クしたいと思わないのか?NTRはキリトからアスナを奪う最良の方法だろ
Don't you want to f*ck Asuna? The best way is to get her away from Kirito.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)03:35:01 No.221241847
>>221241224
俺はリズベットとシノンをファ●クしたい
I want to f*ck Lisbeth and Sinon

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)03:39:08 No.221242022
>>221241847
シノンは最高だよな。SAOで一番の嫁だわマジで
アスナですらシノンにキリトを取られないか恐れて、だからこそシノンと友達になってニックネームを付けたんだ
Sinon is top tier. Best Waifu of SAO really.
Even Asuna is scared of her taking her man away, which is why she became her friend and gave her a nickname.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)10:21:26 No.221260061
>>1
俺には分からん
I don't know.
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蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)07:45:54 No.221253793
>>1
だって従妹を妊娠させてら奇形児が生まれるかもしれないし
Because if he impregnated his cousin, he'd have deformed mutant babies

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)07:47:31 No.221253884
>>221253793
一代限りの近親相姦で子供が異常を起こす確率は驚くほど低い。ヤバいのは複数世代に近親相姦が及ぶ場合
First generation incest babies with a first cousin actually has shockingly low chance for abnormalities. It's when the incest is multiple generations deep that shit gets weird

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)06:58:46 No.221251565
ezgif.com-gif-maker

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)06:59:49 No.221251611
>>221251565
1619647189904 (1)

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)07:00:57 No.221251671
>>221251611
1619647257706

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)10:44:03 No.221261191
>>1
キリトはもう既婚だし
He's married.

蠱惑の壺 4chan /a/ 04/29/21(Thu)05:35:06 No.221247667
もっと直葉の同人が欲しい。当然研究目的でな。このクエスチョン(なぜキリトは直葉を選ばないのか?)の解明には徹底的な調査が必要なんだ
I'm gonna need more Suguha doujins. For research purposes, of course. This question requires thorough investigation.
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