66b9d40fa6a1e4ee7e1782ead49998a1
Go to 2ch and bring something back
Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)03:57:46 No.191535585

ふたば☆に潜入して面白いネタ持って帰ってこい
http://www.bluethree.us/futaba/

go go go
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)04:01:12 No.191535707

>>191535585 (OP)
面白そうだ
interesting
1564858872988 (1)



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)06:10:22 No.191540448
>>191535585 (OP)
1564866622960


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)13:21:27 No.191554524

>>191540448
え、どういうこと?
wat


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)02:25:54 No.191571232

>>191540448
自閉症の新たな次元のようだ
this is some next level autism


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)06:14:57 No.191540627

>>191540448
つまり...どういうことだってばよ
What did they mean by this?


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)06:43:00 No.191541618
>>191540627
1564868580207


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:16:17 No.191567468

>>191540627
たぶんポルナレフの配色のコンビネーションでイリヤを作ろうとしたんだと思う
I think they tried to recreate Ilya using combinations of Polnareff color palette

it seems like we're still aeons behind the 4d japanese memes



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)06:40:05 No.191541506
>>191535585 (OP)
1564868405389


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:07:39 No.191567246

>>191541506
スタイリッシュすぎる
Stylish


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)02:16:14 No.191570910

>>191541506
今すぐ消せ
Delete now
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)04:43:52 No.191575746

>>191541506
名探偵コナンが更年期に入った、みたいな
Detective Conan finally hit the menopause i see


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:31:36 No.191577297

>>191541506
ウルトラレア 安倍
ultra rare abe



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)10:10:32 No.191548890

>>191535585 (OP)
MSペイントスレがあるみたいだ
apparently they have ms paint threads
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)07:27:27 No.191543187
1564871247010


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)03:58:05 No.191574262

>>191543187
>フローラが公式嫁
こんなの断固信じないからな!

>flora is the canon wife
i refuse to believe this



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)07:36:20 No.191543511
6f36dea30ec532828fec98c276543379


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)07:52:29 No.191544099

>>191543511
>日本人は未だにビビッド尻の話をしている
なんか、あったかい・・・

>Nips still talk about vividbutts
That makes me happy.



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)07:59:38 No.191544367
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)07:16:37 No.191542774

勉強になるなあ
interesting
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)20:46:23 No.191562827

>>191535585 (OP)
完全にランダム、バイアスなしで選んだ結果がこの画像である
I used a completely random, unbiased process and got this image
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:40:55 No.191563929
>>191535585 (OP)
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:36:41 No.191568019
>>191535585 (OP)
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)04:07:04 No.191574526

>>191535585 (OP)
麻雀板は流れが遅すぎるな
1ページ目にある最後のスレッドの最後のレスは2018年のだったわ

holy crap their mahjong board is SO slow
the last thread on page 1 was last bumped in 2018
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:11:40 No.191576646
>>191535585 (OP)
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:15:47 No.191576799

>>191576646
もっとハラディ
More



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:45:19 No.191577738

>>191535585 (OP)
猫板で見つけた
月の言語(日本語)は読めないから訳分かんないけど
Found this on the /cats/ board. I don't read moon so I have no context.
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)08:04:14 No.191544529
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)08:10:51 No.191544747

乳がデカすぎる
2 big
6fb60f930a611ba7b8e9312f64ab8a16


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)08:15:11 No.191544910

>>191544747
17歳なんだぜこれで
she is 17



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)08:25:24 No.191545221



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)08:52:40 No.191546237

面白い
Interesting.
1564876360905
(画像小さくしてあります。元絵は作者様のpixivぺージからどうぞ)


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)09:21:49 No.191584731

>>191546237
トップ10アニメのクロスオーバー
top 10 anime crossover's



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)09:18:53 No.191547161


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)09:46:06 No.191548054
>>191547161
え、えっちだ!
L-lewd!



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)16:20:16 No.191558440
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)16:31:55 No.191558693
1564903915304



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:13:02 No.191567385

この手のスレあっちにもあるんだな
They have these threads too
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:18:32 No.191567528

>>191567385
16


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:22:48 No.191567643

>>191567385
1


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)04:48:48 No.191575898

>>191567385
(2+2)=4
8/2=4
4*4=16


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:22:58 No.191567647

>>191567385
2?


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)01:26:46 No.191569514

>>191567385
8/2(2+2)
8/2(4)
8/8
1



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)01:41:26 No.191569929

>>191567385
4か16
Either 4 or 16.



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)09:17:11 No.191584580

>>191567385
8/2(2+2)=
8/2(4)
8/8= 1



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)04:48:48 No.191575898

>>191535585 (OP)
俺からの献上品だ
Here's my offering
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)04:12:56 No.191536140
File: sad.jpg (54 KB, 1080x970)

>グロスレ
>the guro threads
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)12:15:05 No.191552850

>>191536140
流血がないなら問題なくない?
No blood so no problems right?
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:43:33 No.191563984

>>191536140
エ口い
Hot
a2af1a3b005485651b736b2f1e95cbd6


Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)23:49:37 No.191566738

>>191563984
メカグロってマジでエ口チックだよね
Something about mechaguro is really erotic


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)06:04:36 No.191578401

>>191536140
グ口は紳士のたしなみ
Guro is the patrician's fetish.



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)18:25:46 No.191560778

エロと戦争は世界を進化させる特効薬だしな(原文ママ)
"Eroticism and war are magic bullets that evolve the world"
これってあってる?
he's right?


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)18:57:56 No.191561256

>>191560778
うん
軍事とポルノ産業はいつだって新しいテクノロジーの一番の母だよ

Yes, the military and the p*rn industry are always the first adopters of new technologies.



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)20:49:32 No.191562899
1564919372810
「この乳が俺を狂わせる」



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:06:10 No.191567209

>>191562899
ふたばのけもフレ関連スレとその住人はほんと面白いわ
Their KF related threads and posters can be quite interesting
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)20:40:38 No.191562719
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:28:40 No.191563713
1564921720744



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:36:56 No.191563857

動物/ペット板はほんと癒し
Their animal/pet board is pretty cute.
efaf97b2b5fd2ecd91b60dea9a19570e


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:39:02 No.191563895
>>191563857
>ボクサーの格好したボクサー
>Boxer dressed as a boxer
Cute!
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:40:42 No.191563924

>>191563857
>>191563895
なんてこった
ふたばを好きになっちゃうよ

WTF I love 2ch now


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:48:45 No.191564092
>おれらはやるぜ
>We will do it
KYUTE! KYUTEEE!
1564922925859


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:49:47 No.191564111
>>191564092
1564922987974



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:41:43 No.191563944

ゆかりがお前を酔わせて心配事を忘れさせようと誘っているぞ
Yukari invites you to get drunk with her to forgot about all your worries.
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:43:58 No.191563993

>>191563944

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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)04:37:08 No.191536979B, 1001x883)

cool
1564861028411



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:45:19 No.191577738

>>191536979
スイカが大好きなんだろうなあ...
She sure likes watermelon.



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:46:43 No.191564053
1564922803255


Anonymous 08/04/19(Sun)21:54:15 No.191564208

>>191564053
すごい面白いなこれ
That's pretty funny.



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)22:02:49 No.191564367
1564923769904



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)22:10:10 No.191564493


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)22:12:22 No.191564539

>>191564493
30秒前に見つけたとこだったのに
くそっ、先を越された

That I have seen just 30 sec ago.
Damn.


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)23:51:42 No.191566797
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Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)23:52:52 No.191566832


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)23:59:41 No.191567057
1564930781052


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)03:19:26 No.191573039
>>191567057



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:20:41 No.191567585
1564932041770



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:22:30 No.191567633
6a63b7aa8ae5af85d976404c5184c5db



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)04:58:30 No.191537832
1564862310586



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)04:59:52 No.191537889

これにはどういう意味があるんだ

what was meant by this
1564862392051


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)18:28:53 No.191560825

>>191537889
これまた懐かしいものを
Ancient.


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)05:07:36 No.191538181

>>191537889
お前が来る以前の時代のミームだよ
A meme before your time my friend


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:14:55 No.191567431
1564931695507



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)05:33:25 No.191539109
1564864405487



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)05:41:28 No.191539433
1564864888924



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)05:56:41 No.191539957
1564865801591



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)06:02:51 No.191540181

この作品誰かわかる?
anyone name the show?
1564866171564


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)21:48:22 No.191564081

>>191540181
コンバトラーV
combattler v



Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)06:13:28 No.191540570
1564866808931

Striborg !!4nnYBwLv4VH  08/04/19(Sun)18:43:56 No.191561036
>>191540570
(画像セリフの英訳)
>Please take care of me

>Tsk, how did he get here? / What are the security guards even doing?

>I guess I have no other choice but to name you "Lolip*ssy" now
>Got it, Lolip*ssy?

>Ah!

>Hey, don't go!
>LOLIP*SSY!

>Good morning, Matayoshi
>Good morning
>WHERE'S MY LOLIPU*SY!?

>HAVE YOU SEEN LOLI*USSY?
>T- / There's no way I would have

>Please! It's small! And cute!!
>What are you even saying, first thing in the morning!?

>IT'S SOAKING WET LOLIP*SSY
>I DON'T CARE

>WHERE ARE YOU, LOLIP*SSY / SHOW YOURSELF

>LOLIP*SSY
>LOLIP*SSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

これはひどい

What the f*ck

1564911836232


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)20:02:40 No.191562111

>>191561036
ありがとう、月のルーン文字(=日本語)の解読者
Thank you based moonrune reader


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)03:18:19 No.191572989

>>191561036
だけどこれ、プッシージョークは日本語だと意味不明だろ...
but... m*nko doesn't make the p*ssy joke in Japanese.... wtf


pu*sy:
子猫の意味と女性器の意味がある


Anonymous  08/04/19(Sun)06:22:38 No.191540900

むこうのアニメ板、テーマから外れたスレッドが多すぎない?
Why do they have so many offtopic threads on the animu board?
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:24:02 No.191567670
ef6dbe22d1317056002c620bd84142bd



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:28:59 No.191567795

向こうには良い絵師がいるな

They have some nice drawfags
ba3b9144b24592da2356bc3cae4ded09



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)01:57:53 No.191570351

日本に立つバベルの塔
Japanese Tower of Babel
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)03:19:10 No.191573027

これすき
I like these
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(画像小さくしてあります。元絵は作者様のpixivぺージからどうぞ)
c1435a781226b03bfb0b664ca1597a45
(画像小さくしてあります。元絵は作者様のpixivぺージからどうぞ)


Anonymous 08/05/19(Mon)03:22:04 No.191573111

>>191573065
100%ビーフ
100% beef


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)03:48:12 No.191573942



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)03:55:07 No.191574164
1564944907176



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)03:56:09 No.191574198

>>191574164
すげえなこれ
100% based


based:
「(わが道を行く感じでカッコいい相手に対して)さすが、かっこいい、男の中の男、最高」とかそんなニュアンスのスラング


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:07:48 No.191576526
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:08:52 No.191576561

>>191576526
このスレくそ面白かったわ
みんながスレ主を罵ってて

That whole thread is pretty funny, everyone hates OP


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:10:46 No.191576617

>>191576561
リアクション画像も良かった
Great reaction images too.
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:30:52 No.191577269

向こうでレスしてきていい?
ふたばと4chanで戦争始めたいなあ

can i post on their site? i wanna start a war between the chans
1564950652997s


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)05:41:09 No.191577605

>>191577269
やめろバカ
idiot please leave



Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)07:43:49 No.191581715
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)00:40:43 No.191568182

結局、俺たちそう変わらないんやなって
We're not so different after all
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)14:55:48 No.191594252

さんきゅーふたば

thanks 2ch
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)16:27:30 No.191595886

どうしてふたば遠足スレは毎回最高なのか
Why are 2ch excursion threads always the best to be in?
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Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)09:25:34 No.191584835

はろう
ふたば住人です

hellow 
im Futaba resident


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)09:33:49 No.191585077

>>191584835
Hello.


Anonymous  08/05/19(Mon)09:35:32 No.191585126
>>191584835
1564965332663




出典
https://boards.4channel.org/a/thread/191535585
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